HOW DO YOU ADVERTISE YOUR BLOG?

People help me help me please. You see i suck at "advertising" my blog. So here i am a naive blogger, who seeks the ultimo formula for advertising his blog so other my suffer as well (yes, I'm playing the part of a sadist here). But seriously i want people to at least see my blog and am lost as how to spread my blog viewership. C-riously; and, yes, i just wrote seriously as C-riously.